
TEXAS ANNIE:
The Legend of the Moan Ranger
2025 NYC Fringe Festival
Interactive Reading Performances

UNDER St. Marks Theater
94 St. Marks Pl., New York, NY 10009
Tuesday April 8th at 7:00pm
Wednesday April 9th at 9:50pm
Saturday April 12th at 3:40pm
Monday April 14th at 9:50pm
Friday April 18th at 8:10pm
Based on the song “Texas Annie” by the Wet Spots
(John Woods & Cass King)
Book
Jenn Howd and Roz Mihalko
Lyrics
Jenn Howd, Roz Mihalko, John Woods
Music
John Woods, Stephen Goers, Jenn Howd, Roz Mihalko
Produced by
Jenn Howd and Maggie Perrino
Directed by
Maggie Perrino
Music Director
Matthew Nassida
QLab Tech
Sara Rueschhoff
Associate Producers
Pearl Emerson
Lyd Noll
FROM THE PLAYWRIGHTS
At its core, TEXAS ANNIE uses humor and heart to tackle shame and stigma around the topic of sex. It’s inspired by a real-life Texas law that made owning six or more sex toys a felony. Though overturned federally in 2008, it remains on the books. Which means, presently, you can (legally) own more guns than sex toys in Texas. Meanwhile, new anti-obscenity laws—largely targeting the LGBTQ+ population—are popping up at an alarming rate.
As queer, non-binary (Jenn) and queer, trans (Roz) artists, we know what it’s like to carry the weight of society’s shame around sex, gender, and identity. Writing this show has been our way of shaking that off—of turning shame into laughter, fear into celebration, and isolation into community. We hope it offers you a space to do the same.
More than ever, we need stories that remind us we’re not alone. Stories that bring us together in love, in laughter, and in the radical act of joy.
So welcome. This show is for you. This community is for you. We’re so glad you’re here.
CAST
(in order of appearance)
Audience Fluffer/Annie/Texas Annie
Pearl Emerson
Candi/Rainbow/Rainbow Fleshlight
Maya O’Day
Ashley/Granny/Cookie
Lyd Noll
Sam Houston/The Moan Ranger/Brad
Royce Louden
Old Man/Wolf Johnson/Judge Cross/Priest
Brooks Hope
Sister Christian/Injured Cowboy
Rocco Arrigo
Mangus/Governor Killjoy
Matthew Graham
Dr. Joy Goodbody/Prudence Killjoy
Hope Pauly (April 8, 9, 12)
Sabrina Mack (April 14, 18)
CREATIVE
Puppet
Genevieve Perrino
Vulva Pillow
Kate McCracken
Digital Imagery & Art Direction
Jenn Howd
Animation
Andy Erb
Sound Design
Jenn Howd
MUSICAL NUMBERS
Listen to the TEXAS ANNIE Concept Album on Spotify!
“Sex Toys and Texas”
“Dildo’s Are the Devil’s Tools”
“The Moan Ranger”
“Learn to Love Yourself”
“The Power of Pleasure”
“Every BODY Is Divine”
“The Second Coming”
FOLLOW TEXAS ANNIE
MAKE A TAX-DEDUCTIBLE DONATION!
In the wake of anti-LGBTQ+ laws, TEXAS ANNIE sparks crucial conversations about sexual freedom and unites with organizations fighting for sexual rights and gender justice. We’re aiming to tour this production and offer it to those who need it the most right now. Giddy-up, Pardner, and join the resistance!
Make a tax-deductible donation to TEXAS ANNIE through our 501 (c)(3) Fiscal Sponsor, The Carnegie. Your donation makes a difference!
AUDIENCE GIVEAWAYS DONATED BY

SPECIAL THANKS TO
Eleanor Macdonald & Alex Kobak
Kate McCracken
REiD Mihalko
Jane Dubin
Greg Schaffert
Elizabeth Coplan
Theatre Resources Unlimited (TRU)
The Texas Annie Social Media Team:
Pearl Emerson
Lyd Noll
Maya O’Day